Coming up with a fool-proof plan to sleep with hot teen girls is no easy feat. However, I have turned what was once viewed as a miracle into an exact science. Take notes.

  1. Getting Online

    The internet has changed a lot in the past few years. There’s now a site for every desire you could have. Some sites help young single people meet each other, like Tinder. There are sites like SeekingArrangment that allow older men to meet younger women who are interested in dating older men who can provide for them.

    This is where we have to make a choice. Are you an older man looking for younger women, or are you a younger man looking for young women? This is important because it totally changes your approach towards these women. ┬áIf you’re simply looking to bang local naked teens, then using a dedicated teen dating app might be the better route.

    If you’re an older guy looking for the excitement of a young hottie than look no further than SeekingArrangment. It’s a site that lets people from different age groups connect, go out to dinner, get to know each other, etc. Sometimes gifts are involved. You know, just little presents that you’d want to get your significant other to let them know they mean a lot to you, nothing special.

  2. Social Media Slam Dunk

    If you’re a younger man looking for younger women, then look no further than Instagram. Yes, that’s right. It’s been right in front of you this whole time. It might seem like it’s impossible to get women on sites like these without being a crazy juiced guy with a hundred tattoos but I can assure you, it’s possible.

    It just takes a little know-how and perseverance. First, focus on your pictures. Try to fill your profile with photos of yourself in social situations like hiking with friends, attending a concert or festival, even going out to party.

    Just try not to be obnoxious about it. Nobody wants to see a feed full of repetitive pictures and long-winded captions. Keep it short and simple. Post a picture of your dog every once in a while too. It helps girls see the side of you that is kind and gentle. after all, it’s provocative. It gets the hotties flowin’!

  3. Dating Apps

    Your Tinder profile should accomplish the same goals as your Instagram with a different kind of attention to detail. Girls are always on the site to find hot guys to meet up with, so you’re going to need to impress.

    Don’t put any more than one selfie on your page. That’s rule #1. Include a picture(s) of your dog for sure, but not too many; otherwise it might seem like you hate the way you look and would rather show off your dog.

    Be confident and prove you can be a social guy. Make your bio something clever and short so the teen girls know you’re mature and impressive. Don’t write out your theory about human existence though. The last thing you want to do is make it seem like you just spent 2 hours making a Tinder profile.

    Above all else, just take it easy and play it cool. A guy who takes Tinder too seriously has the potential to ruin his chances with any girl.